The automotive pink slip loan from 800LoanMart is fast becoming a top-of-the-list solution for the cash-hungry/terrible credit auto owner that I’m starting to feel silly going over it again and again!

But for those of you who are new to the whole concept, here’s a real quick rundown:

• Bad credit is NOT an issue or stumbling block. Your vehicle secures the loan, NOT your credit scores.
• 18+ auto owners who’ve paid off their vehicles can borrow money, using their vehicle(s) as collateral on the loan.
• You must live in California, Arizona, or New Mexico.
• Your vehicle should be in reasonably good shape.
• You can borrow between $2,600 and $50,000, depending on the loan value of your vehicle, per Kelly Blue Book standards.
• Your entire loan application and process are kept PRIVATE and confidential.

So if you do have lousy credit, and are in dire need of some fast cash, you’re only a click away from being in precisely the correct place (this is a blog, after all, and you need to be on the application page). And while you’re finding out how much you can borrow from 800LoanMart, why not pick up some tips on how to spend less on auto insurance?

Securing a pink slip loan from 800LoanMart shouldn’t be scary thing. Even if you have bad credit…even if you have a bankruptcy, you can STILL get a cash loan from 800LoanMart in record time—one hour or less—and keep it all private, without tipping off anyone you don’t want to know you’re out for a loan.

Now, I’ve never sought a cash loan like what we’re talking about here, but I can imagine it might make one a little bit nervous. But you can relax knowing your paid off vehicle will satisfy the collateral needs BEFORE the nice folks at 800LoanMart approve you for the loan. So long as you’re 18 years or older, and reside in California, Arizona or New Mexico, you’re good to go.

I mean, it’s not like you’re doing something that will freak you out…like say…base jumping with one of those glider suits, falling thousands of feet at 120 miles per hour, like some human, flying squirrel! Have you SEEN those guys??? It’s SOOO cool…I’d ALMOST like to try it! I just don’t think I’d actually have the guts.

But you won’t need much in the way of guts (courage) to get your loan started with 800LoanMart. just apply online or call the toll-free.

Or…I suppose you based jump out of a helicopter and GLIDE over and pull your parachute and land in the parking lot of one of their local offices for dramatic effect.

You can get a FAST CASH loan when you pawn your auto with 800LoanMart because you DON’T have to have good credit—heck…your credit rating is as relevant at 800LoanMart as, say, your SAT scores are in procuring a library card. And it only takes about an hour for approval. You just have to have paid off your car (or are close), be 18 years old or older, and reside in CA, AZ, or NM.

And another cool thing about the folks at 800LoanMart is they don’t even want to know what you’ll use the money for. They won’t even ask! They’re very discreet. Even if you don’t have any real specific plans for the cash, they work hard and fast to get your money in hand PRONTO!

So if you’re still kicking around your spending options, why not get some ideas here for California. Here for Arizona and here for New Mexico.

Apply online, over the phone, or walk into one of their locations.

If you’ve paid off your vehicle, that’s great. Did you know you can get a pink slip loan from 800LoanMart, giving you CASH for the value of your car, and you still get to drive around in it until you pay back the loan?

Even if you have NO credit or LAME credit, depending on the value of your auto, the fine folks at 800LoanMart couldn’t care less if you’re so down on your luck, your own family and friends stay away for fear of it rubbing off on them.

Nope. In fact, 800LoanMart is so helpful—and respectful, especially of your private reasons for why you might be in a slump—they won’t even “go there” in regards to your financial woes.

Even if you’ve gotten the pink slip recently from your employer, they’ll STILL give you a loan if you are out of work. All that really matters is…

A. You have your car paid off, or are real close to it.
B. You’re at least 18.
C. You live in California, Arizona, or New Mexico.

Not a single word will be uttered, nor a single question queried as to why you want or need the money. 800LoanMart wants to make it quick and quiet, normally only taking about an hour of your time to get you cash in hand an on your way.

So don’t go sit down in front of the couch with a quart of Rocky Road! Apply online or, if you prefer, you can drive down to one of the physical locations and apply in person. It just might make your day.

If you’re new to the concept…and the site…here’s a refresher: 800LoanMart will give you a cash loan if you pawn your auto with them…from $2,600 up to $50,000…depending on the value of your vehicle, and you get to continue driving your car (which serves as collateral to the loan, by the way) until you pay back the loan…and STILL get to keep your car!

Again, if you live in California, Arizona, or New Mexico, are over 18 years of age, and you have either paid off your vehicle, or are really close, you can, quite realistically, get a loan in that range I just mentioned, even if your credit is deplorable…or non-existent.

Let’s face it: everyone, at some time or another, needs a large, lump sum of cash for some reason. 800LoanMart doesn’t care what your reasons are…even if they’re merely just wants…like a cruise or other excursion…and not REAL needs that affect your ability to survive or provide for yourself.

So if you hold title to your vehicle, live in one of those three states up there in the second paragraph, are at least 18, click, call, or stroll over to 800LoanMart’s homepage, and get things rolling. At least find out what your auto CAN bring.

It could be good to know.

Is this what our world is coming to? Listed as more habit-forming than cigarettes and some controlled substances, will those of us who have kids—especially kids who are video/gaming junkies—have to resort to such drastic measures as pawning our autos through 800LoanMart to pay for sessions with a child psychiatrist to bring our dear, little ones back into reality?

My eleven year-old has been gaming since he was about 3. I know, it’s my own fault, right? And now, all he wants to do is:

• Play with his Nintendo DS Lite, or…
• Play on his PlayStation 2, OR
• Play a PC game (the #3 choice of these listed here in order)

It bothers me he’s so fascinated, because he’s so bright, and gaming occupies his mind too much.

If this sounds at all like your kid(s), maybe some different gadgets to stimulate his or her thinking could help divert attention or develop interest in other areas. Something to keep their young, forming minds from turning into mush.

So if you think you’re going to pawn your auto to buy a PlayStation 3 or you are contemplating doing so to pay to have your child’s head examined, talk to the folks at 800LoanMart. They’re not child psychiatrists, but they can give you a fast cash loan.

Who knows? Maybe you can pawn your kids’ gaming gear after you pawn your auto and buy your self some new gadgets!

The reasons for why you might want to check out 800LoanMart’s Pink Slip Loans are limitless. From home improvements to weekend plans…from a new AC for you vehicle before the summer heat kicks in, to…well…new recording equipment for your fledgling new wave band(?)

Back in the late 1980’s, I was in a pretty rocking all-original rock band. Our band name was Concrete Jungle. Catchy melodies and harmonies were a must. Our guitarist made Eddie Van Halen look like an old has-been… We didn’t have money for a P.A. system, and so we had to rent for our gigs.

Eventually, the guitarist pursued his own band, which came close to a record deal. But he got married and (now has) a kid. Yeah, the responsibility of parenthood compiled with marriage pulled him away from the glamorous world of rock and roll.

And the rest of us? I lost track of the other band members. I pursued my writing, and well…the rest, as they say, is history. It’s too bad about the guitarist, though. I think he gave up too easily.

Some people don’t know when to throw in the towel. Check out this band I found DEEP in the bowels of the Internet. Yep, it really helps to have great songs and a clean, tight sound.

And with an online application at 800LoanMart, along with your auto’s pink slip, you probably could get the cash it would take to buy the right recording and/or sound system to make a huge difference in your appeal, which will boost your confidence, and thus, your chances of making it “big.”

If you want to pawn your auto with 800LoanMart, you don’t necessarily have to be present, and you don’t even (necessarily) have to keep your clothes on. But can you do it from jail? NAKED???

I read a funny article about a woman who claims God told to her do something very unusual in public…topless…and I thought to my self: will she even go to jail? If so, will someone have to spring for her bail? And if she’s all alone in the clink, would she have access to the Internet in order to visit 800LoanMart for a cash loan?

I mean, the only requirements to pawn one’s auto at 800LoanMart are…

• Residency (California, Arizona, or New Mexico).
• Age (18 years or older).
• Hold vehicle title (or be real close to paying off your vehicle).

But there’s nothing about keeping your shirt on.

Okay! Okay! You probably ought to show up fully clothed—at least keep your body reasonably covered—but it you do apply online, you’ll be able to where whatever you want! Even if it is only your birthday suit.

Now you can find out how big of a loan you can get against your auto title with the kind folks at 800LoanMart. But if you are online, and you are going to do it “au natural”, you might want to keep that bit of information to your self.

The connotation of a pink slip isn’t always what you might think, and that implication might be good…or bad. Pink Slip Loans from the friendly folks at 800LoanMart are a good thing because you bring the pink slip to us.

If you’re one of those lucky people who has never been let go, downsized, laid-off or fired, then this is probably foreign territory to you. Whatever the case, it can be terribly devastating, and is listed among the most stressful and life-altering experiences one can go through.

Especially when you think all is well. That’s the worst: being blind-sided.

If you even suspect you might lose your job, it’s probably in your best interests to learn the signs an impending pink slip is making its arrival into your possession. Now, if you’re one of those people who don’t like to know bad news is coming beforehand, well…I can’t understand that way of thinking. Especially if it’s inevitable.

But if you hold the pink slip to your auto, all is well, and you just need to get a fast cash loan, 800LoanMart can fix you up with what you need in record time. You can drive your collateral-car while you pay back the loan. And if you decide to shop around for another job before you give your employer the “slip” then the extra cash from the loan will probably come in handy.

Just apply online or in person.

In a previous post I contrasted what I perceive to be the male perspective and the female perspective—respectively—when it comes to auto buying philosophy. An auto title cash loan from 800LoanMart is far less confusing, and won’t likely get we guys in the dog house with our “significant others”.

But if you are in the market of buying a new vehicle, I (again) assert you should educate yourself on some basic auto buying details before you commit your John Hancock (that’s signature, for those unfamiliar with the expression) to a contract.

Especially if you’re buying a used vehicle.

I once read from a mega millionaire you can save $10,000 on your next auto purchase if you simply wait to buy one that came out one year prior to the year in which you wish to buy. We all know automobiles begin to depreciate once you drive them off the lot, so what would be so bad about a one-year-old car, truck, SUV, etc?

Granted, you’re not likely to get as sweet of interest rate as a brand new vehicle, but the money saved buying the “previously-owned” set of wheels, will probably be greater than that saved on the lower interest rate.

Why not visit 800LoanMart online to find out what kind of cash loan value your auto can muster? You can gain a whole new perspective…whether you’re male or female.