If you want to pawn your auto with 800LoanMart, you don’t necessarily have to be present, and you don’t even (necessarily) have to keep your clothes on. But can you do it from jail? NAKED???

I read a funny article about a woman who claims God told to her do something very unusual in public…topless…and I thought to my self: will she even go to jail? If so, will someone have to spring for her bail? And if she’s all alone in the clink, would she have access to the Internet in order to visit 800LoanMart for a cash loan?

I mean, the only requirements to pawn one’s auto at 800LoanMart are…

• Residency (California, Arizona, or New Mexico).
• Age (18 years or older).
• Hold vehicle title (or be real close to paying off your vehicle).

But there’s nothing about keeping your shirt on.

Okay! Okay! You probably ought to show up fully clothed—at least keep your body reasonably covered—but it you do apply online, you’ll be able to where whatever you want! Even if it is only your birthday suit.

Now you can find out how big of a loan you can get against your auto title with the kind folks at 800LoanMart. But if you are online, and you are going to do it “au natural”, you might want to keep that bit of information to your self.