800LoanMart’s pink slip loans are for people who (typically) have bad credit, and can’t seem to find a cash loan otherwise; title holders’ cars serve as collateral to secure the loan.

Now, I’m not advocating borrowing huge sums of money for something extremely outlandish and foolhardy, but you CAN borrow several thousand dollars cash from 800LoanMart, based on the Kelly Blue Book value of your particular make and model of vehicle; even if you’re still shy a few payments to have it totally paid off, the folks at 800LoanMart want to work it out with you. And again: DON’T sweat a bad credit rating! It’s not your credit rating that will determine—or secure—the loan; your vehicle serves as the collateral.

So 18+ year-old residents of California, Arizona, or New Mexico can apply and typically have their CASH in hand in less than one hour.

Heaven knows you probably have a good reason for needing a cash loan. Why not just get the money and take care of whatever it is needs taking care of, and drive your car while you pay back the loan? The loan range is between $2,600 and $50,000, depending on auto vale. Imagine what this new, Bugatti Veyron costs, and what kind of value it has! YOWSAA!!

Okay…getting back down to earth! Apply online, call toll-free or walk in.